Since I'm a lazy ass....
Journal Entry: Sun May 4, 2008, 5:19 AM
Since I'm a lazy ass I may as well be dead at this point of time... cept the minor detail that im still alive... meh details who needs em? I wish to just say: green turd shaped bed knobs.
If you understand what i mean then please do tell me what the hell im talking about...
oh yeah... for my amusement i leave you this quoted conversation...
Younger sibling: Hey, elder sibling, can you tell me what an orgasm is?
Me: *spits out juice* wha? why do ya wanna know?
Younger sibling: I'm curious.
Me: good enough fer me, hmmm how to put it.... *strokes chin* I got it!
*mother walks in as I am talking*
Me: An orgasm is like the sneeze of sex!
Mother:... *backs out of room*
Younger sibling: oh. *leaves*
Me: *goes back to juice*
- Mood:
Tired - Listening to: Superstar by toybox
- Reading: my vital signs
- Watching: the time
- Playing: in the yard
- Eating: jelleh beans! and eyeballs...
- Drinking: brain fluid! (from those who had brains)
Devious Comments
thank you!!!
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The wizards held that, as servants of a higher truth, they were not subjected to the mundane laws of the city. The Patrician said that, indeed, this was the case, but they would bloody well pay their taxes like everyone else.- Reaper man by T. Pratchett
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I'm a smart ass... minus the smart!
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.:SasuNaru:. Supporter!
Peace out...or in...whichever...
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"Let this be a lesson to ya Yuug. Never, under any circumstance, leave your beaver exposed'
"You're right Joey! My beaver was on full display! Next time I'll take better care of my beaver!"
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ACEO Addict club!
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The wizards held that, as servants of a higher truth, they were not subjected to the mundane laws of the city. The Patrician said that, indeed, this was the case, but they would bloody well pay their taxes like everyone else.- Reaper man by T. Pratchett
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I'm a smart ass... minus the smart!
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I'm a smart ass... minus the smart!
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The wizards held that, as servants of a higher truth, they were not subjected to the mundane laws of the city. The Patrician said that, indeed, this was the case, but they would bloody well pay their taxes like everyone else.- Reaper man by T. Pratchett
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ACEO Addict club!
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I'm a smart ass... minus the smart!
--
The wizards held that, as servants of a higher truth, they were not subjected to the mundane laws of the city. The Patrician said that, indeed, this was the case, but they would bloody well pay their taxes like everyone else.- Reaper man by T. Pratchett
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I'm a smart ass... minus the smart!
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The wizards held that, as servants of a higher truth, they were not subjected to the mundane laws of the city. The Patrician said that, indeed, this was the case, but they would bloody well pay their taxes like everyone else.- Reaper man by T. Pratchett
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I'm a smart ass... minus the smart!
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The wizards held that, as servants of a higher truth, they were not subjected to the mundane laws of the city. The Patrician said that, indeed, this was the case, but they would bloody well pay their taxes like everyone else.- Reaper man by T. Pratchett
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I'm a smart ass... minus the smart!
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The wizards held that, as servants of a higher truth, they were not subjected to the mundane laws of the city. The Patrician said that, indeed, this was the case, but they would bloody well pay their taxes like everyone else.- Reaper man by T. Pratchett
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I'm a smart ass... minus the smart!
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I'm a smart ass... minus the smart!
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~Pet me!!! =^w^= meow mrow <3
I draw you picture for 50 cents :]
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